Postcards From Barsoom
Martian Wonderland
Martian Wonderland: Episode 0
69
0:00
-1:21:56

Martian Wonderland: Episode 0

Utilitarians Sleep Wit Da Fishes
69
Sebastian Smarowski. I love this guy’s stuff. Don’t you love this guy’s stuff? You should look him up, he’s awesome.

Welcome to the test flight of Martian Wonderland, a joint project between Postcards From Barsoom and The Wonderland Rules in which I sit down with

to discuss the wyrd world of Neo-Gonzo.

Our hazy intention for this first episode was to discuss masculinity over a gin and tonic, but we got derailed almost immediately discussing the merits of bottom-up vs. top-down mermaid gfs and the important philosphical implications of one’s romantic preferences in that regard. Despite Jay’s heroic efforts to keep things on track we continued to bounce across the sociopolitical landscape like excited beagles with nuclear reactors in our bellies. There was something about the fearnado unleashed in the BlueAnon mind by the Trumpocalypse, we ripped on Handmaid’s Tale enjoyers LARPing as handmaids and what this says about their sexual psychology, and there was talk of useful vs useless sacrifice and its relation to winning in the long term vs losing in the short run. I honestly can’t really remember what we talked about otherwise, aside from that a fair bit of it was NSFW.

In the future we’ll try to be more disciplined and stuff. Maybe try and take notes. Maybe even start with notes.

Special thanks to our audio engineer

, who bears none of the blame for my mic being louder than Jay’s. Dan also thinks we should have been more organized, and that we should argue more because that amuses him. Thanks for that, Dan.

If you enjoyed this, you’ll enjoy more, so you should subscribe so you don’t miss it. If you really enjoyed this, you’ll enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling of upgrading to a paid subscription. I hear that’s like having a nuke in your belly.

The comments section is usually pretty awesome here. Help make it more awesome by luring your friends into our salon of intellectual iniquity.

Share

Oh and you should subscribe to the Wonderland Rules if you aren’t already. Dude gives dance classes.

69 Comments
Postcards From Barsoom
Martian Wonderland
Wyrd conversations from the Neo-Gonzo Hinterlands between John Carter and Jay Rollins
Listen on
Substack App
RSS Feed
Appears in episode
John Carter
Recent Episodes